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"For every Beauty, there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every Truth, there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every Love, there is a heart somewhere to receive it."
!!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!
A New York judge on Wednesday decimated Kesha’s lawsuit against Dr. Luke, throwing out all seven claims against the music producer she alleges drugged, raped, and abused her.
And people wonder why fewer than 1 in 5 Sexual Assault victims ever report it
#StayWoke
mankind stands no chance
this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK
A teacher dressed up as Drake in Hotline Bling for Halloween 😍
aww!! this is so cute!
he’s so cute omg
jxnc:
this would be the most effective anti-drug campaign
Imagine watching this while high
support post for geminis
i support yall staying the hell away from me
say that to my face bitch
which one? :)
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just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike
Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff
I am here for this.
From now on I am only making vines with this dog and AC/DC
So important
Please do this. My mother had breast cancer twice and its harsh.
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant messThis is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us
It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.
We are all of us dumb kittens.
Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten
